Bigfoot Reports

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Bigfoot Reports

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As the current ruling government party we wish to make it known that there are no truth to the rumors of a large hairy monster roaming the Connemara country side.

However we feel it is in the national interest to convene a working group to look into these sightings in order to find out how to best deal with these erroneous and possibly malicious reports going forward.

To better understand this phenomena the working group, provisionally titled the Dail Forum on Sasquatch R&R Working Group (what exactly the Rs stand for has yet to be finalised), will be leaving for a six month fact finding tour of the North American Continent.

The itinerary will follow shortly