Justice Minister Ahern: A complete bollix
“Anyone who puts anything up there has to understand that it can go round the world in a few seconds to a huge number of people” he announced in that annoying way he does.
“I think quite a number of people – both in public and indeed private life – have been slandered by comments that have been made on some of these internet sites” the big smelly fool said.
An unnamed member of the Dail who was contacted for comment last night said "Don't listen to that eejit. No one likes him here, not since he started crying for his mother on his first night"
"We only let him be Justice Minister because he threatened to invade Poland otherwise"
"And he smells of piss" added another TD who declined to be named.
Rumors as to the Minister's wild homosexual lifestyle have yet to be confirmed or circulated as of going to press this morning.
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