The Government is pleased to announce the introduction of a revolutionary form of e voting: Robotic Voting!
This new method of balloting the populace promises to remove the embarrassing reliance on pencils which has forced many of our electorate to mistakenly vote for the wrong non-government approved candidates.
Robotic Voting on the other hand is 100% accurate more accurate than traditional voting methods!
In tests the robot selected the Destiny's Commando 83% more than a sample group of fleshy voters.
This new system is also completely automated thereby removing the monotonous chore of exercising constitutionally conferred rights!
Critics have claimed that a Referendum is required to allow the robotic system to replace the archaic pencil and paper method.
The Government responds that the Referendum has already been passed. The robot has voted 99.9% in favour with a 0.5% margin for error, known in robotic voting circles as the 'Green Error'.
Concerns that this new system has negatively effected the Government's policies towards killing all humans and free servo servicing for every thousand ballots cast has proved unfounded. Robotic polling has shown that the country is 101.4% in favour of this bold new direction.
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