The Celtic Tiger
Fact or Fiction?
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After a pain staking search conducted under the authority of the Minister for Zoology it has announced today that the so called Celtic Tiger is in fact merely a myth.
"The habitat is all wrong for such a big cat." he said "While there may be lots of large housing estates around the country for it to live in. There isn't anyone living in any of them so it wouldn't have anything to eat." he added
Following multiple reports in the mid nineteen nineties of sightings our then Taoiseach Bertie Ahern pledged to have the animal found and exterminated.
An early reputed sighting
However following a lengthy investigation by a cross party Dail working group, including fact finding safaris in the African Savannah and Las Vegas the animal has been proved to be merely
product of the heated imaginations of a small group of wildlife speculators and enthusiasts.
A wildlife enthusiast, yesterday
Many have questioned the vast amounts of money spent in the hunt for this creature.
They have been told to fuck off.
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